COlored!!!

Hey , this poem was nominated as the best poem of 2005, written by an African Kid.....

When i born, i black.
When i grow up i Black.
When i go in sun i Black.
When i scared i Black.
When i sick i Black &
When i die , i still Black....
And u white fella...
When u born u Pink.
When u grow up u White.
When u go in sun u Red.
When u cold u Blue.
When u scared u Yellow.
When u sick u Green.
and when u Die u Gray.... & u calling me COLORED ???

GLOBALISATION!!!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who
was drunk
on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is
sent to you by
Indian, using Bill Gates 's technology, and you're probably reading
this on your
computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled
by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistan
lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and
trucked to you by

Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization !!!!

Afterall life is all about Insanity....

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want Fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: read this yourself or
to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.